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We recommend you get the Glow Ball and charge them under direct sunlight all day. Then during twilight, start throwing them around your neighbor's windows while playing a creepy ambient space soundtrack on the portable music player of your choice. Then wait for the fun to start as your neighbor frantically calls in UFO sighting after UFO sighting to the local authorities and media. Watch as your neighbor slowly goes insane over a period of weeks like Richard Dreyfuss in "Close Encounters of the Third Kind." Chuckle to yourself as they take him away and lock him up for the rest of his life for the community's sake.

Only your dog and you will know the truth.

And your dog ain't talking.