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Oct 1, 2020
Hi everyone! I’m not sure why I can write a blog. Frankly, I’m not sure why I’m still alive and walking around. It’s good to be alive. And thanks for reading my blog! Most of the time I’m asleep at the Southport cabin. Liana put a nice pee-pee-proof bed on the couch for me because […]
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Sep 1, 2020
How do you do, you lugubrious swine? Shall I display to you the enormous sweep of my influence? Swallow the last of your warm, spittle-infused canned beer and refrain from asking questions until I direct you that such questions are welcome. Anything less would waste my valuable time. August 22nd, 2020 Two Salty Dogs Pet […]
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Aug 1, 2020
Editor’s Note: We’ve been trying to get Ted to write a blog since we got him from Old Dogs New Digs in April 2019. He stubbornly refuses. However, we found his diary (He calls it “Diarrhea”). These are excerpts. PLEASE DON’T TELL HIM WE HAVE HIS DIARY. —————————————————————————- Dear Diarrhea, When I first got to […]
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Jul 1, 2020
Thanks to those of you who sent emails laughing at my broken ankle. Evidently, Max’s telling of of how I broke my ankle and my subsequent flounderings were quite a Biped laugh machine. Instead of actually trying hard to present you with a clear and compelling narrative, I’m just going to jot down five lukewarmly-endearing […]
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Jun 1, 2020
Hi there! Max here! I am just fine, thank you! I don’t want to shock any of you, but Don may be near the end of his days. I never thought he would get old. Yet Liana and I are talking about doing what is best for him at this time. We are very worried […]
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May 1, 2020
Hi there. It’s Big Buddy writing the blog again this month. I hope I don’t let you all down. I like writing this blog so much! I am not going to write a blog about how Don makes everyone mad. He would be very sad if he read my blog and then he would get […]
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Apr 1, 2020
Salutations, depraved quislings. Be seated. That is an order. When I heard we were going to “The Vets” the other day, I thought I would spend the day at a local VFW, drinking cheap beer with the heroes of our nation. Nothing could have been further from the truth. No doubt you have heard about […]
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Mar 1, 2020
Editor’s Note: We’ve been trying to get Teddy to write a blog since we got him from Old Dogs New Digs (ODND) in April. He stubbornly refuses. However, we found his diary. PLEASE DON’T TELL HIM WE HAVE HIS DIARY. Also – because this is a diary, there is stronger language than a normal dog blog. Also, you […]
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Feb 1, 2020
Do you like reading? I like writing! Two years after losing My Beloved Coal, I insisted we get another dog. I was convinced Buddy was going to kick the bucket any minute and I couldn’t picture life without at least three dogs. That was 20 months ago. I’m convinced Buddy is the Rasputin of our […]
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Jan 1, 2020
Hi there, Max here! I am just fine, thank you! Don has been a big part of my life since he stole me from my cozy whelping box in Bangor. Whilst Don has taught me many valuable things and brought me to many wondrous places, we get under each other’s skin. I think it’s a […]
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