
Sep 1, 2016
Max here. I am just fine, thank you! As many of you know, I love food. Lots of food. Many kinds of food. In fact, if you have some food right now, there is a 99% chance that I would eat it. The only foods I won’t eat are celery because the strings stick in […]
Continue ReadingAug 1, 2016
Hi there. It’s Don. And I’m not a dog. I didn’t think it was appropriate for another dog to write about this. And given how much I loved Coal, I didn’t think it was appropriate to skip or gloss over it. We lost Coal on July 19th. He was almost 13. We’d had him since […]
Continue ReadingJul 1, 2016
Hi there! It’s Big Smart Buddy Dog! Writin’ the Blog! And I’m rhyming like a… like a… Dog. I’m not good at rhyming. Do you like that picture of me? I love my collar. Liana brought it home especially for me when she went to visit some place south of Massachusetts called Kenya. Don and […]
Continue ReadingJun 1, 2016
(Editors note: It is NOT RECOMMENDED you read this blog if you are queasy in general, and eating in specific. We are serious. You were warned). Hi there! It’s handsome Coal Dog and it’s my turn at the blog. I hope I don’t let you all down! We moved back to the Southport cabin and I threw […]
Continue ReadingMay 1, 2016
I AM AUGUSTUS MEGATRON BULLDOZER. First of all Canines in Rome and otherwise. Get used to it. I WILL ADMIT THAT BEING SUPERIOR to all dogs and humans has left me a bit lonely. Not lonely in the fuzzy, plebeian, common-rabble way like sharing a dog bed with old chums, but rather lonely for somedog to give […]
Continue ReadingApr 1, 2016
(Editors Note: In January, Big Buddy Dog went in for surgery to remove cancerous mast cells on his back legs. He had no idea what was happening. This is his compelling story). Hi there! It’s me, Big Smart Buddy Dog! I want to tell you about something that was really scary. Don and Liana didn’t […]
Continue ReadingMar 1, 2016
Max here. I am just fine, thank you! I’d like to talk to you for a second about someone who meant a lot to me. I can’t remember when he wasn’t a part of my life. He was Whit Smith and he was my friend. Whit’s gone now. I was by his side when […]
Continue ReadingFeb 1, 2016
Somehow I figured it would be a good idea to write in my own voice rather than one of my dogs. I did this for a couple reasons. I thought it would be a good format to share stories about my pack of wild curs that would be otherwise un-tellable. I loved writing in Coal’s […]
Continue ReadingFeb 1, 2016
I am Augustus, ruler of all things Canine. You’re welcome. Now, before I get into my obligatory contribution for this paltry newsletter, I must make one thing absolutely, perfectly, crystal clear. I did not have relations with that wiener dog. I have fought off these types of assaults before. As if the mere suggestion of […]
Continue ReadingJan 1, 2016
Hi there! It’s Handsome Coal Dog. I hope you are well. We had a GREAT Christmas at Chez Salty! I got a new Kick Fetch! And make sure you’re holding on to something solid when I tell you this next thing: IT GLOWS IN THE DARK! Now I can play fetch at all hours! It […]
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