Jun 1, 2017
When I left you last, Max was eight weeks old and had emerged from his Stone & Steel Stove Fortress to shred a little toy named Blue Bear. We realized that Max would tolerate us as food, shelter, warmth, treat, and shreddable-toy providers. Nothing else. We were ecstatic. We shall now (with your permission) discuss Max – The […]
Continue ReadingMay 1, 2017
Salutations, loyal henchmen. It is I, Augustus Megatron Bulldozer. Please save your raucous celebrations until after my blog. It is befitting that May’s blog should fall to me. In the past I have given all you thronging tourist rabble helpful public service announcements on such topics as: How to Blend Into Boothbay Without Looking Like a […]
Continue ReadingApr 1, 2017
Hi there, Max here! I wanted to tell you about The Greatest Day of My Life. Of course you know that I love food and that I love snow. So you should probably guess that The Greatest Day of My Life included both snow and food. And it did! The Greatest Day started like any other – pestering […]
Continue ReadingMar 6, 2017
Hi there! It’s Big Smart Buddy Dog writing a blog about us dogs! Can you believe it? I can write! And I can rhyme! So many things have happened to me since I wrote my last blog. Some things are happy. Some things are sad. And some things just happened. I don’t even know where […]
Continue ReadingDec 31, 2016
Yes. I posted this a day earlier than the other blogs. Don’t test my leftover manufactured holiday cheer. I’m warning you. 2016 was a tough year for our pack. Not only did we lose Coal – the only other dog in this miserable pack that loved to swim and fetch – but we lost Whit, […]
Continue ReadingDec 1, 2016
Max here. I am just fine, thank you! Now, I’m not a dog who complains all the time, but it happened again this year. Sometime in early November Don stopped feeding us at the proper time. We three good dogs would get up at the regular breakfast time and wait patiently for breakfast. And wait. […]
Continue ReadingNov 1, 2016
Hi there. It’s me, big old Buddy Dog! I’m really starting to like writing this blog. I hope I don’t let you all down! I’m glad it’s my turn to write because since this summer something very strange has been happening around the shop. There are these little Beastie Creatures hanging around! I try to […]
Continue ReadingOct 1, 2016
Hello all you thronging rabble. It is I, your Beloved and Benevolent Canine Overlord ~ Augustus Megatron Bulldozer. Please be seated. The rumors are true. I have in my possession the best toy in the world. I dare say even better than pink piggy. It is like pink piggy in every aspect except that it […]
Continue ReadingSep 1, 2016
Max here. I am just fine, thank you! As many of you know, I love food. Lots of food. Many kinds of food. In fact, if you have some food right now, there is a 99% chance that I would eat it. The only foods I won’t eat are celery because the strings stick in […]
Continue ReadingAug 1, 2016
Hi there. It’s Don. And I’m not a dog. I didn’t think it was appropriate for another dog to write about this. And given how much I loved Coal, I didn’t think it was appropriate to skip or gloss over it. We lost Coal on July 19th. He was almost 13. We’d had him since […]
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