Author: marz

Sep 1, 2024

SPASTIC, FANTASTIC & ICONOCLASTIC – by Marz

I’m a Chocolate Lab!!! I always felt different from the other Labs in my litter!!! I had eight sisters and one brother!!! They were all Black!! I was the only Chocolate Lab!! They beat me up all the time!!!! I don’t know why!!!! They bit my head and my wee-wee!!!! Sometimes my only brother would beat me up so the girls wouldn’t beat him up!! It was because of my color!!!! And my sex!!! I was also smaller than they were!!!! It was very, very scary!!!! I was very discriminated against!!!!

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Jun 1, 2024

THE FUDGE DOG COMETH – by Marz

5:15am — 5:29am – Auggie and I can’t get into the bathroom where Liana is because the door is very strong!!! Auggie and I bang on the door with our heads for a long time!!! It’s not working!! What if Liana is dead?!?! What if Don is dead too?!!! Who would feed me and Auggie?!?! … OH MY DOG!!! WE ARE DOOMED!!!!! DOOMED!!!!!

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Mar 1, 2024

MY BEST FRIEND!!! – by MARZ

HI! I’m Marz! I work at Two Salty Dogs Pet Outfitters!!!! I’m in customer service!! Customer service is a great job!! It’s the best!!! I get so many headrubs and bellyrubs!!!! Auggie taught me to hang out at the free treat bowl!!!

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Dec 1, 2023

THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!!! – By Marz

There’s nothing better than eating a smoked pig ear in the warm October sun!!! Maybe eating two smoked pig ears in the warm October sun!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That was a funny joke!!!!!!

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Sep 1, 2023

The Biggest Jolly Ball EVER!! – by Marz

HI!!!! My name is Marz!!! Or maybe it’s Fudgie!!! Don calls me Dum-Dum!!! I don’t know!!!! Maybe I have a whole bunch of names!!!! Maybe even three names if you count Knockitoff!!!! Maybe I even have names I don’t know yet!! Having lots of names is really fun!!! I really like balls!!! I started fetching […]

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Jun 1, 2023

EARNEST RUGBY DOG – by Marz

Hi Everyone!! Thanks for reading my story!! I really like writing and I have a lot of stuff to write about now!! Have you ever been to “Doggy Daycare?!?!?” It’s the best!! It’s almost as good as 2 feet of snow on a mile-long beach!!! Auggie hates Doggy Daycare! He says it’s just a prison […]

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Feb 1, 2023

WHY BIPEDS CRY – by Marz

Hi everyone!!!! I’m Marz!! This is my third blog!!! I’ve got some pretty exciting news!!! Have you ever heard about snow?!?! It’s super fun!!! It’s white and it’s cold and it’s THE BEST to run around and fetch in!!!!! Let me tell you all about it!!!!! The other day I woke up and it was […]

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Oct 1, 2022

VERY OLD AND FETCHING – by Marz

Hi! I’m Marz! I’m the new dog at Chez Salty! Sometimes they call me “Fudgie!” Don calls me “The Red Menace!!” I’m one-year old!!! I’m so frickin’ old now! Sorry! I didn’t mean to swear!! But youth is certainly frickin’ fleeting!! I can’t even fit in my old Safe Space anymore! Don used to get […]

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Jun 1, 2022

A Brave New Mars – by Marz

HI! I’m Marz! I’m the new dog at Chez Salty! It’s confusing because they call me Fudgie! Or Fudgebutt! Or Fudgebot! Or KNOCKITOFF!! I don’t really pay them a lot of attention! I’ve been at Chez Salty since I was a pup! That was a long time ago! I didn’t even know how to swim […]

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