Year: 2025

Mar 24, 2025

THE SCIENCE OF ARTHROPODS, METEOROLOGISTS, ALCOHOL, EGGS, ASTHMA, NO ASTHMA, GUTs, AND HOW GREAT YOU ARE – by DON

“RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! THERE’S NOTHING GOD, NATURE, OR MAN CAN DO TO STOP THE TICKS AND BROWNTAIL MOTHS FROM SUCKING OUR CHILDREN DRY AND RAPING OUR WIVES!!!! Now here’s an important announcement from Fred’s Clam Shack in Bucksfield.”

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Mar 1, 2025

MAINE WINTERS ARE THE BEST!!! – by MARZ

There aren’t many people or dogs at the beach in the winter! I like that a lot, because in the summer there’s always a bunch of crazy Doodles stealing tennis balls!!! I think they’re a gang!!! Or with the Mafia!!!

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Jan 31, 2025

IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE END OF TIMES – by Auggie

Now we come to the uncomfortable crux of this entire piece. I will say out loud what most would ignore or not repeat: This blog really stinks on ice as of late.

If you disagree, I encourage you to bare-knuckle fight me in the comments.

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Jan 1, 2025

BLUEBERRY FIELDS FOREVER – by Don

We Mainers ignored the bland gravy to our peril. We ignored the other warnings until it was too late. When we finally came up for air, there was a vast influx of smug, self-important, litigious, late-middle aged, suburban transplants in control of our breakfast restaurants. And they did not deign to have their senses affronted by something as plebeian as spicy sausage gravy or hot sauce that was actually hot.

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