Year: 2024

Jan 1, 2024

AUGUSTUS – LAST OF THE GREATS – by Auggie

I am Augustus Megatron Bulldozer Kingsbury.

I am a 12-yr old Black Labrador Retriever from outstanding blood and hip lines. Chances are that my combined SAT score (1600+) is better than yours and your dough-faced, over-privileged children combined.

I am a dog. I have seen many spectacular things in my twelve years of life.

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