Year: 2024

Mar 1, 2024

MY BEST FRIEND!!! – by MARZ

HI! I’m Marz! I work at Two Salty Dogs Pet Outfitters!!!! I’m in customer service!! Customer service is a great job!! It’s the best!!! I get so many headrubs and bellyrubs!!!! Auggie taught me to hang out at the free treat bowl!!!

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Feb 1, 2024

CONTEMPORARY BOOTHBAY REGION FOLKLORE FOR DUMMIES – by Don

New England has a rich history of oral traditions dating back to the Cretaceous Extinction. Most of the traditions are bogus and told by old people who have led extremely dull lives and are now suffering from fungal toenail infections. At least that’s what I’m led to believe by late night TV commercials and waiting in line at the Post Office.

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Jan 1, 2024

AUGUSTUS – LAST OF THE GREATS – by Auggie

I am Augustus Megatron Bulldozer Kingsbury.

I am a 12-yr old Black Labrador Retriever from outstanding blood and hip lines. Chances are that my combined SAT score (1600+) is better than yours and your dough-faced, over-privileged children combined.

I am a dog. I have seen many spectacular things in my twelve years of life.

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