BLAKE'S PAGE

Initially, we thought "Blake" was a practical joke from one of our friends.

Nope.


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Thursday, July 1 5:30pm
Blake

Buys a Pink and Green Argyle Collar. Gets a matching leash for $22.50

Adds to the comments on his order "promo code wouldn't take, please adjust price to reflect discount I should have received."
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I reply on July 2, at 10:08am
Hi Blake,

Thanks for your order.

The coupon code is for rope leashes only.

Also, you already got $7.50 off by choosing the Matching leash option.

Did you still want me to process the order?

Sorry for any confusion.
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Blake on July 2, 10:18

Yes.
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The Order is sent 7-2-21 and received by Blake H. 7-6-21 (First Class Mail).

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Blake 7-8-21 @ 4:23PM

Hi Don, got my order. The collar is very my move however I believe I received the wrong leash in my order.
it says matching lease this comes only one sided pattern and is not as durable I thought I would be receiving a leash that was double-sided just like the color as the word match is included in the description in order

How should we reconcile?
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Don 7-8-21 @ 5:36

Sorry you didn't like it Blake. I can email you a return label tomorrow morning. You can put the leash in the original packaging and mail it back to me.

When I get the leash, I'll issue you a credit.

Return label sent from Stamps.com printed and sent 7-9-21 @ 3:20pm

BTW- I am NOT obligated to send him a return label at all
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Blake 7-11-21 @ 9:43pm

Hi Don I never received a return label?
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Don 7-11-21 @ 10:19am

Check your junk folder. It was sent Friday, July 9, 2021 3:20 PM
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Blake 7-11-21 @ 12:15pm

I have no messages in my junk folder.
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Don 7-11-21 @ 12:25pm

I just sent you another one.
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Don 7-11-21 @ 12:36pm
If, for whatever reason you didn't get the return label from Stamps.com, it's attached to this email.
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No response until leash was received 7-20-21 8:37am The leash was obviously used and frayed. Also some kind of biohazardous crap on the original packing slip was received with the leash.

A refund of $22.50 is issued for the leash 7-21-21 @ 3:05pm
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Sunday August 1, 8:01am
Blake

I’ve still not received my refund I will be calling the bank tomorrow and I will be posting online bad reviews this is been an awful experience

Why has my refund not been issued yet I shipped out the leash immediately With thestamps.com label you provided right when I received it

In my previous email the call or you sent this has broken already we would like a refund on this as well I’m happy to send that back to you to show you were a piece of junk it is
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Sunday August 1, 8:02am
Blake

If I don’t receive a satisfactory response by the end of day tomorrow I will be submitting a complaint to the Better Business Bureau
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Sunday August 1, 8:17am
Blake

I just submitted my review and complaint to the Better Business Bureau

WOW- HE'S A SPECIAL KIND OF MORON
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Sunday August 1, 8:54am
Don

See attached. Confirmed refund for the leash on July 21st. Please consult your credit card with the transaction number.

Thanks for being reasonable.
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Sunday August 1, 9:11am
Don

Just making sure you got this Blake. I know you have trouble with email, so I'll be sending this every 5 minutes until I hear that you received it.
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Sunday August 1, 9:50am
Don

In response to "Unless I receive a satisfactory response
Here's a satisfactory response (Attached a pic of Teddy's butthole). Did you get this?
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Sunday August 1, 9:51am
Don

Here's a satisfactory response (Attached a pic of a giant pile of dog crap).
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Sunday August 1, 9:52am
Blake

Please note our return policy. Please have your mommy read it to you.

https://www.twosaltydogs.net/refund-policy.html
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Sunday August 1, 10:32am
Blake

Are you familiar with false advertising?
Your promotion said that I would have a matching leash to go with my collar when I received it it was one sided instead of two-sided about half of the value

You did a bait and switch and if you’d like I can contact my attorney about that just for fun
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Sunday August 1, 10:32am
Blake

You’ll have to have a three-way conference call with my bank because that credit has not hit my account/card yet
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Sunday August 1, 10:33am Don

I THINK I JUST FEAR-PEED A LITTLE

You mean your credit card, right? I have no idea who you use as a bank.
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Friday August 6, 5:34pm
Blake

Still no credit
Also here’s your shorty collar that broke already
Awful return policy you have
I filed a review/complaint with BBB
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Friday August 6, 6:12pm
Don

The collar was never meant to be shoved that far up your ass, Blake.
Also- I agree that our return policy it tough on imbeciles and scamsters

NO RESPONSE SINCE THEN.