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This collar design comes straight from the kitchen of noted angry Master Chef Gordon Ramsey. The exact recipe is copyrighted, classified, and otherwise a natural treasure. But don't let that stop you from enjoying this collar!

And you know what? Every sixth lobster is polka-dotted. I'm not sure why every sixth crustacean on their dog collars should have polka dots (their crab collars have this feature, too), but we’re sure The Belted Cow has their reasons. In nature, polka-dotted lobsters occur only once every 12,780,336,791,002 times.

Sizing:

5/8" Collars-
X Small: 6 - 10"
Small: 10 - 14"
Medium 14 - 18"

1-inch and 1.25" Collars
Small: 14" - 18"
Medium: 18 - 22"
Large: 22 - 26"
X Large: 26 - 30"