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In the shop we put these up and out of the small kid's reach. Know why? Because the kids will latch onto it and squeak it until it drives you insane. One kid with one of these in a half-hour will drive you mad. But dozens of kids over the course of a busy day will take you to the depths of insanity you didn't know existed. So we keep them up high and pray for the best.

That being said, we recommend these as mainly gifts for people who want to drive their friends insane through their dogs.

Remember, this is a novelty squeaky toy, not a chew toy. That's why we put it in our "Silly" category. Your dog should be supervised when playing with this toy. For your dog's safety, examine the toy from time to time for wear and replace it when appropriate. Under no circumstances should your dog ingest any part of this toy.

This bottle toy is in no way affiliated with any soft drink, beer, or beverage company.