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I was

Oceania to his Eurasia and Eastasia.
Mr. Peabody to his Sherman.
Williams to his Yaztremski.
Chipotle to his Taco Bell.
Mustang to his Edsel.
Ringo to the rest of the Beatles.
Sweden to his Norway.
Cher to his Bono.
VHS to his Beta.
Lobster to his prawn
Jack Daniels to his Jim Beam
Van Halen to his Van Hagar
Gold to his Silver
FDR to his JFK
Boxers to his Briefs
R to his PG-13
Louvre to his London Museum
Ginger Ale to his Coca Cola
Butthole Surfers to his Third Eye Blind
G-String to his Panties
Someone's hand on your genitals to his hand on his own genitals
Surfing to his Paddleboarding
Interstate 84 to his Interstate 95
Baguette to his Wonderbread
Momma's Family to his Facts of Life
Harvey Korman to his Tim Conway
Smashing Pumpkins to his Devil's Night
Boothbay Harbor to his Boothbay
B-52s to his B-29s
Stinkybud to his shag
12-guage to his 20-guage
North Pole to his South Pole
Reagan to his Hannah
Holiday Inn to his Howard Johnsons
Franks to his Tabasco
Labrador Retriever to his Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever
Drunk to his Sober